Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doug Collins BACK to Chicago?

Bulls poised to hire Collins as coach
The team which gave Doug Collins his first coaching job is on the verge of luring Collins back to the bench one more time.

Numerous Chicago media outlets reported Thursday that the Chicago Bulls will soon announce that Collins is leaving his successful television career to be the Bulls' new coach. Multiple sources close to the situation confirmed those reports to ESPN.


When asked to comment on his former coach's re-hiring by his old team, Jordan said,

"HAHAHAHA."

We couldn't get Mike to stop laughing long enough to form a complete sentence. However, once we realized that Collins couldn't win with the Greatest Player EVER in the NBA, we left Michael alone to enjoy his evening.

When we reached Joakim Noah for comment, he said "Sh*t. Can I go back to Florida for my senior season?"