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The brain is kept in a fear-induced, adrenaline-fueled overdrive state, like a problem you can't solve. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you have to kill me. And you do. And now the one person who should be here is gone, and a waste like you gets to live. Better to cut you down to size, grandma. We're outlaws with hearts of gold. You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Wash, we've got some local color happening. No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness. Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm. We attack the mayor with hummus. This distress call wouldn't be taking place in someone's pants, would it? Stay with me. Forever. That's the whole point. Welcome to the nancy tribe. I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community. Darn your sinister attraction! In the time of gods and monsters, what is the worth of a man?
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another. Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us? I saw their production of 'Giselle' in 1890. I wept like a baby, and I was evil!
So, are we gonna sing army songs or something? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? Can I start getting sexed already? In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.
Looking in windows, knocking on doors. One of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality, but that doesn't make me a multiple personality. You can't spend the rest of your life waiting for Xander to wake up and smell the hottie. Hey I could whip up a love slave any day I wanted. No, Angel, it's not you. What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? From beneath you, it devours. I swallowed a bug. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates.
Nothing but quotes from various Whedon ventures, such as Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Serenity, Dollhouse and probably Avengers. All generated randomly (I assume) for the ultimate in geek filler text. You're welcome. Click here to bail on latin filler text.
