Maybe #7 can be a chef in Thailand?

Since they like to abuse dogs over there. Anyway, here's a link to a story at ESPN.com that basically breaks down what all this stuff involving Michael Vick's indictment means. Based on Richmond, Virginia's legal history, Vick will see jail time. On top of that, the Fed's don't lose. Remember what they convicted Al Capone of? Tax evasion.

Read on:

Are the federal authorities in Richmond tough on crime?

Ask Ralph Sampson, the former NBA star. He fell behind in child support payments to seven children he had with four women, the kind of thing that ordinarily is worked out in a settlement. But instead of a settlement, Sampson found himself charged with felonies in federal court. Then, very quickly, he found himself in jail for two months on a child support charge. Yes, they're tough on crime in Richmond, and they might be particularly tough on crimes involving the torture and killing of dogs.