Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Hopefully, it'll be pre-surgery Jenna...

Jenna Jameson has decided that since actual photographs of her aren't flattering anymore, she'll let inkers and tracers have a crack at the job. TMZ reports:

Jenna Trades Sword Swallowing for Swordfighting
She's taken down all sorts of bad guys, good guys, girls, etc., but now Jenna Jameson is turning her attention to monsters -- of the two-eyed variety.

TMZ has learned that the porny business juggernaut is creating and starring in her own series of comic books, featuring a leather-clad, g-string wearing heroine named "Shadow Hunter." Even though she's practically pulling her shirt off in the exclusive cover art obtained by TMZ, we're told that Jenna's animated alter-ego will not expose her sketchy smooth southern parts. How easily hope is snatched away.

And get this -- the company behind the comic book? Virgin. How appropriate.


Sorry, Jenna...you're not the first mainstream celeb to jump into the comic book pages. And honestly, I'm kinda offended by it. You're in it for the money, not because you've ever picked up a comic in your life. Thanks, but I'll stick to the works of Kirkman, Whedon, and Rosario. Click here for The O.C.T. site.