my brother is such a smartass...

First things first. The pic is of Wafah Dufour, an American model and aspiring singer-songwriter. She is also the niece of Osama himself. You'll see why that's relevent when you read below. This is from an email my brother sent me. Enjoy.

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train, follow these six steps and they'll leave you alone.

• Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
• Remove your laptop.
• Boot it.
• Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
• Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
• Then click this link.