Christina Aguilera recently claimed that she recorded a groany, gaspy paean to oral sex entitled "Fuck You, Suck You", but despite producer Linda Perry's pleas, she will never release it. Xtina, if modern music has taught us anything, it's that anything you drunkenly record as a joke will end up being a huge hit. Two words: My Humps!
Speaking at the Grammy Awards, she said:
"We recorded it one night over whiskey in the studio. It's completely breathy. Linda wanted to put it out under someone else's name. But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."