where's everybody goin'?

A friend of my dads emailed this to me. Usually I don't put up emails like that, but this one struck me funny, and probably true. Read on:

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine utilities and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
quicker emergency service.