EVERYBODY DRINK!!!

"I didn't start drinking until I was 30," Jewel tells Blender. "I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn't help lied. You live and you learn."
-Jewell on her new found inspiration juice. I say drink away...Kristofferson wrote his best stuff before he quit drinking. He sobered up and started doin' Steven Seagal movies. That oughta tell ya somethin' right there.