Mickey....What's the first rule of Fight Club?

Paparazzi gets beat-down from Pitt bodyguard: Last week, the bodyguard who heads security for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a guy by the tough-sounding name of Mickey Brett, delivered this warning to paparazzi staking out the Namibian resort where the couple's currently staying: "If I find anyone getting a picture of Jolie, I will fucking smash someone to pieces. I'm not joking. I'll fucking put someone in the hospital. Tell your friends." Since then, one photog has been pepper-sprayed, and another -- who dug a ditch to make it into the compound -- was apparently worked over by another bodyguard for his efforts. "The bodyguard literally beat the crap out of this guy," a source told TMZ. "Brad and Maddox were right there watching."